florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via circumcising)

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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dutchster:

maybe you should go sit at a lake and feed some ducks if you are such a shitty person that people loving themselves makes you mad

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awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

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incompetentantagonist:

*shots fucking fired*

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sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

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"It’s not love.
I don’t know what it is,
really.
Lust, yes.
Passion, yes.
Recklessness, yes.
Oh,
but it’s so much more than that.
I get this kind of rush every time I’m near you,
like you’re electrifying the air around you.
I’m addicted to the shock
and the pain
and the adrenaline of it all,
the short thrills that seem to last a lifetime.
We’re not two halves of a whole,
we’re two wholes slammed into each other at the speed of light,
shattering into millions of jagged shards,
destroying each other.
And when we finally manage to put ourselves back together,
there’s always a few pieces that don’t fit right,
that have gone missing,
that have been stolen.
I fucking love it.
But I don’t love you."

Modern Romance (via vnwritten)

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eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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